Your
Full-Service Creative Advertising Agency
For less than the cost of your worst minimum-wage employee, you can have a professional design team solving your most wicked problems.
What You Get:
Unlimited, Original Designs
Priority 3-Day Service
Conversion-Focused Designs
Unlimited Revisions
Flat Monthly Design Bills
All Intellectual Property Rights
Media Buying Recommendations
Three days from now, you can have your first piece back.
We speak nerd.
SEO. CPM. AIDA. CMYK. PPC. We’ll teach you if you want us to, but we’ll take over things on our end, so you can get back to providing superior customer service and selling more widgets.
We are nimble.
Because we’re small, we adapt quickly. Hell, we even answer our own phones. We eschew bureaucratic hierarchy. And using stuffy terminology like this, too.
We try to be invisible.
We don’t just schedule meetings just to meet. Our time is valuable, just like yours.
We build fast websites fast.
No one turns away from a site that loads in 1 second.
We have one goal.
We keep our clients’ doors open today, so they can survive to fight again tomorrow.
We know all the rules.
However, we love to break them.
We work for food.
We design for people, not awards.
You have problems. We can help.
We believe every wicked problem has a design solution. Every. Single. One.
Here’s how it works:
- You place an order via a design brief
- We send you the design solution within 3 working days
- You make revision requests
- We make the change orders until you are happy
- We provide your assets in commonly used file formats
- We assign you all intellectual property rights
- You submit as many projects as you need completed
Industries
Trust Us
and
You Can Too
Auto Body Shops
Auto Dealerships
Automotive Dealers
Children’s Toy Retailers
Convenience Store Chains
Custom Car Audio Dealers
Department Stores
eBay Stores
Furniture And Carpet Dealers
Manufactured Housing Dealers
Men’s Clothing Stores
Motorcycle and ATV Dealers
Product Packers
Pharmacies
Restaurants
Storage Warehouses
Television And Stereo Stores
Tire Stores
Travel Camper Dealerships
Variety Department Stores
Women’s Clothing Stores
Wholesale
Musical Instrument Manufacturers
Pottery Wholesalers
Meat Packers
Restaurant Equipment Suppliers
Religious Publications
Services
Auto Dealer Event Planners
Banks/Financial Institutions
Cable Providers
Chambers of Commerce
Chiropractic Clinics
Electricians
Event Promoters
Finance Companies
Home Infusion Services
Insurance Agencies
Job Placement Recruiters
Magazines
Newspapers
Non-Profit Organizations
Radio Stations
Utility Companies
Organizations
Children’s Organizations
Children’s Services
Churches
Junior Colleges
Karate Studios
Musical Bands
Bowling Teams
Private Schools
Sports Teams
Youth Groups
Finally control your design budget with flat monthly pricing
Option A
- Priority 3-Day Service
- Unlimited Designs
- Unlimited Revisions
- Opt Out Any Time
Option B
- Priority 3-Day Service
- Unlimited Designs
- Unlimited Revisions
- (Chamber of Commerce Membership Required)
Option C
- Maybe your uncle’s third cousin’s boyfriend can design it?
FAQs
Frequently Asked Questions
What if I have an emergency need?
What if I hate the designs?
What about web hosting?
You’ve mentioned The University of West Alabama several times. Are my designs being completed by students?
Your design team leader is a working professional working at least full time in the industry. He or she has earned at least an undergraduate degree in integrated marketing communications or an equivalent specialty. Your team members are trained by Greg and/or Weldon, Flying Pig Brand’s CEO and President, respectively, to solve your most wicked design problems. Nothing leaves our office without their approval. Team members may or may not be design students, based on the complexity of your needs. However, in every case, you will receive commercial quality work from our designers. We only hire the best students, typically second semester juniors and seniors, with proven track records for commercial work in their own right. They’d rather work for us than work at Subway® or the university cafeteria, for example, so they can build their personal portfolios, creating a win-win-win arrangement for everyone.
OK, what's the catch? What's not free?
Stationery and custom imprinted specialties are not free—although will be happy to design work to send to your imprinters. Through one of our sister companies, we can provide just about anything imaginable, at less than book prices. They have a catalog of over 500,000 items, including shirts, pens, coffee mugs, USB cards, and display signage. Honesty, the list of available imprintables is nearly overwhelming. We encourage you to check with us before ordering elsewhere.
Web hosting is not free. We offer affordable, lightning-fast web hosting as a donation to the UWA IMC Foundation at a rate of $40/month. Our sites are tested and proven to load in less that two seconds. Guaranteed. Our personal goal is to get them to load in roughly a second, and unless your content needs are excessive, we can usually accomplish this for you, too. You get tons of free services when you use them for hosting, and everything is redundantly backed up, so you’ll never have to worry about your site disappearing or getting hacked.
Web designs with shopping carts solutions are available at an additional cost.
While we create competitively-priced, commercial quality videos and radio spots, from 30-seconds to an hour long, these are at an additional cost. Check with your team leader for more information.
Why do you offer this weird pricing model?
In addition, fixed billings permit us to hire some of the best student designers in the world from The University of West Alabama at above minimum wage, so they don’t have to subsidize their university schooling by working part-time, soul-stealing jobs at fast food joints or retail outlets. This model allows them to build their portfolios while getting real world experience on real client work, all carefully supervised by some of the most experienced designers and media design management experts in the industry. Greg, for example, has been doing design work since 1982 and national agency work since 1994.
Finally, we offer this entry-level design model, so small to medium businesses can compete with the big boys in their respective industries. According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ Business Employment Dynamics, only about 80% of businesses with employees will survive their first year in business. And the numbers get even more depressing. Only about 30% of businesses will survive their 10th year in business. While many entrepreneurs are good at services and selling, they don’t really understand branding or marketing, and by the time they get banged around by real life experience, it’s often too late for them to recover. That’s why you need Flying Pig Brand, an expert team on your side.